Well, If you are here, I suspect you have some interest in joining us! So here are some basic rules that we have to be in the guild, If you like what you see, then we welcome you to fill out an application, and see about taking us for a test drive!

1. Respect your guildmates, and Non guildmates :
Basically, please do not abuse anyone. Remember how you act reflects upon our guild as a whole! We want a friendly atmosphere in our raids (and if you've ever raided with me, you know I laugh, a lot, I enjoy it, it's fun), but it makes me a sad panda to watch people treat others badly. Please refrain from doing that, if someone has been involved in an incident, you will be speaking with me or other officers to figure out what is going on, and appropriate actions may be taken. News travels fast, especially bad news.

2. Don't be an asshat.
(as stated on the website) - Asshats will be fed to mutant, ill-tempered sea bass (with freakin lasers) and they'll decide your fate.
Examples of complete asshattery:

Don't be a troll. This is kind of a play on rule #1.. As you can see, I truly .. Truly want this to be a good experience for people!

3. Guild Participation
A guild really is only as strong as *you* make it. As *you* want it. If you want this guild to thrive, you are going to have to find a way to contribute. What I do not want is a bunch of people asking for help in guild and no responses. Sure there are things we loathe to do, but hey, we were there once, right? Help out your fellow guild mate! Which brings me to.. the next thing..

4. Raid Participation
If you want to raid, you're going to have to sign up!! Attendance is not mandatory, however it is if you sign up, So if you do, I expect you to be there. Three times of you signing up and not showing up, and you're going to find yourself benched. I do not expect you to meet 100% of raids, not at all, but I would enjoy seeing my guildmates trying to hit at least 70% of raids =) Likewise when you are in a raid, and you have an alternate strategy or issues with how the raid is being done, please wait until AFTER the raid is finished to bring that to My attention OR another officer.

5. Epic Lewts!
While I hope getting gear is not the main goal of playing for you! I realise that this is going to come up :D So...!!! How loot is done within the guild is by a Zero Sum DKP system called Suicide Kings.. Yeah don't freak out by hearing DKP.. Basically I find it the most fair. What is suicide kings you ask! Well, here is a link - http://www.wowwiki.com/Suicide_Kings - beyond that it is pretty basic.

That's basically it. No loot council, no discussion really, just everyone being fair - It also means that no one person can horde their position on the top to take everything, nope, once you get something you go to the bottom. People can pass to you of course, and I suspect the top geared players will, but I think it's the most fair.

6. Be a Team Player and Finish what you start!
If you're in a raid and it's going bad, don't bail, wait it out if possible! Please finish whatever you start. Likewise, when being in a group with people work hard to make it happen! Please type /afk if you are going to be afk after notifing the person in charge, please don't expect things to be handed to you, mage water/warlock portals/resurrection if we all die.. Be open to giving and reciving advice. Please don't call out others, or be rude. While I personally do not cuss, please watch the swearing on vent, please keep in mind that Racial slurs, hate speech, harassment of any kind based on race, sex, gender, age, sexual orientation will *not* be accepted, period.

Most importantly, remember as a guild we are really here to serve you! And to have fun, and that is after all why we play :D

** Please.. Please do not make me have to write some standard basic things, (and as a small note, if you are reading this for the first time, and you are applying in order for us to know you have read, please add ooga-booga to your application) you all are adults, you all know how to act, and you all know me and how I act - I expect the same in return!